Hello, and welcome to the “Bureau of Intimacy”. To complete this task, you need to prove your emotional and material affection for your digital device. Please take out your phone, so that I can tape it to your arm.
Congratulations, you have completed this task. Please hold out your arm, so that I can draw the sign of completion on it.
There are five more tasks remaining before you can claim for the free coupon to die metaphorically. Thank you for participating. Goodbye.